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DID YOU KNOW?

London tap water has already been through a human body seven times!
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The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

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A TEST OF COMPREHENSION
How logical are you?


  1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?

  2. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10.

  3. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the river Trent?

  4. How much soil, to the nearest inch, is there in a 2" X 2" X 4" hole?

  5. How far can a dog run into a wood?

  6. Which country has a 4th July? The UK, France or the USA?

  7. If you are participating in a race and you overtake the second person, what position are you in?

  8. What position would you be in if you overtook the last person in a race?

  9. You are alone in a deserted house in the dark. There is a lamp, firewood and a candle but you only have one match. Which would you light first?

  10. If you had 2 coins totalling 11p and one of the coins is not a 10p piece, what are the 2 coins?

  11. Is it legal for a man to marry his widows' sister?

  12. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

  13. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

  14. A farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in another field. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

  15. Janes' mother had four children. The first child was named April the second May the third June. What was the name of her fourth child?

  16. A farmer had 17 sheep and all but 9 died. How many sheep were left?

  17. Some months have 31 days. Some have 30. How many have 28?

  18. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, dropped off 7 and picked up 2 at Aldwich, stopped at Holborn to pick up 10, went on to St Pauls where you dropped off 8 and picked up another 5 and arrived at Liverpool St. 6 minutes later, what would the drivers' name be?


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